joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

(via hiddle-winked)


triptykt:

Virna.

Unification. Multiplication.A sense of belonging.   

triptykt:

Virna.

Unification. 
Multiplication.
A sense of belonging.   

(via sassprincess)


ishimooru:

ok but what about a robot discovering a mood ring and wearing it all the time and whenever a human asks what they’re feeling, they just show them their hand and say “this color”

(via actualucifer)


meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

(via misswhiskerzz)


versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

(via starberry-shortcake)



hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

(via egberts)


snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via preservationofrobots)


fortheloveofotps:

unfollovving:

princecutie:

unfollovving:

We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are, so why do we treat humans any different.

I hate all cats

image

image

YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SAD CATS RIGHT NOW MISTER

(via love-stalker-anon)


fangoriaaa:

kcbrakid:

are you feeling alright

people touch themselves over this man i have no words

fangoriaaa:

kcbrakid:

are you feeling alright

people touch themselves over this man i have no words

(via wecameascumberbatch)